hghtruths.com – We have gotten lots of requests for a review of either Advanced HGH or HGH Advanced or some variation of this name. It is a little confusing because there are several products that have almost exactly the same name. We have already reviewed one, Renewal Advanced HGH.

Today we will do a reverse review of Advanced HGH Spray.

Advanced HGH spray receives an hgh supplement review rating of F.

This is a spray bottle of homeopathic hgh product. That means that it is crap for two reasons.

One it is a spray. Two it is homeopathic growth hormone.

We fully explain the problems with homeopathic human growth hormone in Horton Hears An HGH. However we will hit the high points here.

Advanced HGH Supplement Facts:
Human Growth Hormone 30X
Human Growth Hormone 100X
Human Growth Hormone 200X
IGF-1 (Insulin Growth Factor) 12C

Certified, mathematically provable nothing!

Quickly, the X represents dilution by a factor of 10 and C represents a dilution a factor of 100. This mathematically works out to a dilution roughly the equivalent of mixing one small vial with all the water on the planet to get to the level of 12C or 30X. What intelligent person could possibly argue that there is any growth hormone or IGF-1 in a bottle of this hgh oral spray?

Don’t even get me started on 100X or 200X!

For the long explaination — Homeopathic HGH

Nothing in the bottle but this from the website:

“How Is HGH plus IGF-1 Absorbed Into The Body?”

One of the major stumbling blocks in developing an effective HGH supplement is absorption. The molecules are too large to pass through the intestinal lining and is, therefore, wasted if swallowed.

One of the remarkable features of HGH plus IGF-1 is that its effectively absorbed if simply sprayed under the tongue.

Nothing in the bottle but they still find it necessary to lie about how hgh from the product is absorbed into the body.

There it is nothing you can do to an hgh molecule to make it orally absorbable. Only hgh injections get real growth hormone into the body.

You could look at it another way and say the marketers are being truthful. Water is very effectively absorbed in the mouth.

Is Advanced HGH Spray a scam?

Yes, unless you enjoy spending $39.95 for a tiny bottle of water.

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Somatosome HGH Spray by Maximum Nutrients is another spray bottle hgh product that claims to contain real human growth hormone though the label is rather deceptive. The spray bottle qualifies this supplement for one of our special for one of our special reverse reviews.

The hgh review rating for Somatosome HGH Spray by Maximum Nutrients is F.

As we can see from the ingredients, this is a nanogram scam product.

Supplement Facts:
HGH (Polypeptide Growth Factor Potentiator) 2000 nanograms
Excell Activator (GHrH) Consisting of Micro Molecular Polypeptide Complex 1000 nanograms

What a pile of BS.  Selling real human growth hormone in a dietary supplement woul be a felony, so you can believe that here is not really any growth hormone in this bottle of water.

Any site that can recommend this stuff is obviously trying to steal your money.  Don’t trust anything they say about ant product.

I would love to expand this post with some more words but I have nothing more to add.

If you don’t know what a nanogram is I suggest you read our post Have You Been Nano Scammed.

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hghtruths.com – Schwartz Labs Growth Hormone is just another one ounce bottle of water.  It is a spray hgh product in a dropper bottle.

 I will save you precious time by doing this review in reverse.

Schwartz Labs Growth Hormone (HGH) receives an HGH Supplement Review Rating of F.

So that was not enough for you?

I knew the grade the moment I saw the ingredients but we can give those of you who are curious an explanation.

Schwartz Laboratories HGH Supplement Facts:

Human Growth Hormone  30X
Liver Extract  30X
Pituitary 30X

We know from seeing the “30X” that this is a homeopathic hgh product that has been diluted 30 times by a factor of 10.  Had you started with a one ounce bottle of pure injectable hgh, there would not be enough water on the planet to do this level of dilution.  That is right.  One ounce mixed with all the water on the planet would not give you a 10 to the power of 30 dilution.

Pure crap.

We discuss the homeopathic hgh idea more thoroughly in Horton Hears an HGH and Renewal Hgh Review.

All you really need to know is that this is a 1 oz. bottle of water that costs $69.95 at suggested retail.  If you like placebos, this is a good product for you.

If you have a brain between your ears, got to The Big List of Hgh Supplement Reviews and find a decent product.

Who knows why they decided to wake a sleeping bear?

Subject to consulting our own shark, we felt it prudent to take the review down and post it else where.

The fact of the matter is that Slimetropin (Slime=Sy) is spray bottle crap.  The whole reason for the letter was to try to remove a negative review that out ranked all the fake affiliate review sites in the search engine. 

You know the best way to get rid of negative reviews?

Try making a decent product!

We had not been paying much attention to this site lately.  The review of Slimetropin (Slime=Sy) was over two years old and we were not doing anything to promote it.  It was tempting to just take the information down and not worry about it.  Not like it would make much difference to the small amount of money this site generates. Slimetropin really is of no importance to us in the grand scheme of things.

Then I started to get pissed.

We do feel that the use of the product name was not a violation of any trademark or copyright law because we were doing a product review and have protection under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

I don’t like the way the system allows somebody to use a letter from an attorney to strong arm people who are well within their rights.

More about this subject another day.  Meanwhile I will just ramble on.

I have been reading Seth Godin’s new book, Linchpin.  This has me wanting to think differently about the situation.

Normally, the first response would be to find a way to get even but that would simply be feeding the resistance and resistance is futile.  Time to take a bigger perspective.

How do I use this ugly looking blog to help people more?

Let’s go over the spray hgh matter. 

The basic truth of spray hgh is that there is no ingredient or combination of legal ingredients that can be put into a spray bottle that will cause hgh release.

Oral spray hgh might sound nice but it is tired old fiction.  Most of the products on the market are just pretty bottles of water.

I know it would be nice to think that a few convenient sprays will do the trick but they won’t. 

Which leads to the question…… Where are all the spray vitamins?

When you walk down the aisles of a vitamin store, why aren’t the shelves loaded with spray vitamins?

Something to ponder on another day.

Another question is where is the FTC?  Why aren’t they protecting people?

I think the truth of the matter is I am just not into this site the way I have been doing it.  Searching out products and giving them grades is just not the fun it was two years ago.   Plus answering the same three comment questions dozens of times is boring.  Doesn’t mean I will stop doing this task but there needs to be more.

Time to teach you how to fish.  How to bake your own bread.

Yes, teaching you how to evaluate products on your own.  How to look at a product and know whether it is good, middling or garbage.

The first important lesson is that if you see a spray bottle….you are looking at GARBAGE!

If the bottle is a pretty color of blue or green…it is stinky garbage!

Now that we have your first lesson done, we can start moving on to other subjects.  Oh, who am I kidding.  I am going to beat this spray thing into the ground.  Just like when this blog first started.

This is the first time in over a year that writing a post has been fun.  So I am going to do more writing for myself while trying to include some useful information for you.

So a little test:

What do you do if you see an oral spray hgh product?

Hide Your Wallet!!

News Flash!!!!!: The review of Slimetropin is back up!  We went legally overboard to correct any possible trademark violation while protecting our constitutional rights.

All material in this post is published under my 1st amendment right to freedom of speech.  Standing on the digital soap box.